Friday, May 30, 2008

The Cause of the Oil Crisis

My girlfriend surreptitiously burns the midnight oil submitting reports to the democratic news vector CNN Money, saying the cause of the increase in oil goes by the name of nefarious speculator in an unpretentious town home, in Strasburg, VA. That’s right, he’s the culprit for the rise in oil prices, and the reason I have to pay more at the gas tank! Gleefully, he continues to purchase more and more oil stocks such as Apache, and Petrobras, but forgets somebody has to pay for these wicked exploitations.

Certainly, US discretionary habits and oil addiction, the economic big bang in the East and Chinese and Indians purchasing tiny tatas at a neck breaking clip and driving them around like a disturbed ant farm has nothing to do with the growth in demand for oil and the increase in prices at the pump.

A litigationary probe immediately needs to be conducted by the government and a satellite monitoring of this criminal and others who with impunity continue to click buy on Zecco and Etrade.

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